Wednesday, September 24, 2008
New achievement
Rekod terpantas dari Bukit Puchong ke Taman Desa ialah 29 minit beberapa saat berjaya dilakukan pada hari ini.
Mendapat mesej "xkagum pun" dari Istimewa.
Isk, kalo ape2 terjadi tadi, maybe tak aku akan masuk dalam statistik raya tahun ni ...
Monday, September 22, 2008
Paranormal
Aku nak sumer barangan aku dalam keadaan teratur, in order camtu.
Pergh, ilang jiwa grunge butterfinggers aku.
Tapi aku baru perasan mende ni, esp bulan posa ni.
Selalunye aku akan ade 2-3 jenis kueh muehs (sejenis kueh tu dalam dua bijik kecuali kalo Bazar Ramadan kat puchong perdana, situ kueh 3 bijik singgit jer) dalam menu aku, satu main dish dengan sejenis air berperisa yang selalunya perisa cendol.
Sampai je kat umah, aku akan unloaded kan sumer makanan tu daripada plastik beg diaorang kedalam respective bekas.
Selalunya main dish dalam satu pinggan, kalo cam ade kuah dalam palastik asing tu aku akan bukak terus pengikat dia biar terbukak tp kuah tu lom campur skali lagi tau.
Kalo kueh kueh tu akan akan susun dalam satu pinggan
Then air ber perisa aku akan masuk dalam 1 jug then tepi jug tu ade satu gelas je sebab aku makan sorang sorang. Dan jug tu letak dalam pinggan plastik yg lebar sbb rumah aku tak de dulang.
Then sumer sumer ni akan diletakkan di tengah tengah ruang tamu berlapikkan surat khabar lama. Erm, tetiba aku rasa cam nak beli plastik keras tempat hidang tu, ape kah nama dia ek?
Then aku baca balik ape yang aku tulis ni terus aku rasa aku dah tak normal. Isk.
Wednesday, September 10, 2008
Mane nak cari awek bagus.
Thursday, September 4, 2008
They are all no 1 on purpose
Office was damn boring after 3pm, i know i already update TODAY but this one is interesting. layans...
Now here are the rules from the male side.
These are our rules!
Please note.. these are all numbered “1″ ON PURPOSE!
1. Men are NOT mind readers.
1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
You’re a big girl. If it’s up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down.
You don’t hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
1. Sunday sports It’s like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.
1. Crying is blackmail.
1. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!
1. YES and NO are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That’s what we do.
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments become Null and void after 7 Days.
1. If you think you’re fat, you probably are. Don’t ask us.
1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one
1. You can either ask us to do something
Or tell us how you want it done.
Not both.
If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials…
1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.
1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.
1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.
1. If we ask what is wrong and you say “nothing,” We will act like nothing’s wrong..
We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
1. If you ask a question you don’t want an answer to, Expect an answer you don’t want to hear.
1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine… Really .
1. Don’t ask us what we’re thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball
or golf.
1. You have enough clothes.
1. You have too many shoes.
1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!
1. Thank you for reading this.
Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;
But did you know men really don’t mind that? It’s like camping