Utusan Malaysia 28 ogos 2008

*senyum meleret*

Cuak

Tetiba aku rasa cuak, berdebar tak senang duduk dan sama waktu dengannya.

Aku pun tak tau kenapa? Sebelum ni Ok je, tak ade masalah pun, sebelum sebelum ni dalam situasi yang hampir sama atau lebih hebat dari ni pun aku tak de nak rasa berdebar, nak risau ke ape.

Chelsea Vs Liverpool, Stanford Bridge.

Happy My Heart (Suka Ati Aku?)

Blogger issue...

Should i filter what I want to write in MY BLOG for the sake of MY READERS?
I been blogging for nearly one year, am an emotional blogger , read: post when i feel i want to.

I also have links on my blog to bloggers who i love to read, usually they are my fav and special read : i like thier writings, and they links to others who i also love to read but i dont think they are valueable enuff to be linked to.

Well, one of link in my link list there are going to put her blog private. Mean i need to put down her link later lah. The reason is there are shitheads who peeks her blogs and making up stories about her, well i dont think she is Siti Nurhaliza enuff for her story to be Utusan Malaysia headlines but i guess she is hot enuff to people around her to have such an interest. I dont know how much the damage is but I do believe it is irritating.

Same thing also happen to a blogger once i known. Badrul was a good blogger, he write honestly I think, at least to me, he sound honest regardless his words which may contains F*ck here and there. In Bad case, he once wrote about how he hate his mother for a little things and he happen to have quite sum of followers reading his writing, and the outcome is not very nice. Not so nice that eventhough the thing had been years, but there still comments condemning his writing at his chat box. He had delete that post and rarely post anything this days.

What are blogs really?

My gf , once voiced her worries if somebody from her office or those who are on unwanted list suddenly came accross her blog, what will happen? Since her blog were sometime place where she throw her anger, hatred and usually sadness, will those writing affect those people view?

Me?

I write what I want to write. But sometime I do want to write about my terasa hati [far hearted eh? in english?] to certain people but I did write nothing on it since im not sure they can take it professionally on not. But I really hope that those who love to read blogs, do respect the writers' opinions, it maybe different from yours but that is why our ancestors called it opinion because it is the way you saw it. How to do it?

Owh please, I'll need to post another article on that because this post already too long for you and try to think by yourself once, you are not the type need to be spoon feed eh?


Anyway, good luck to reramo besi , may you'll find your happyness! (that one is not a typo!)

Dendam Abang Sameon

Tak pe chah, nanti bila abang dah beli Vespa, Chah duduk kat belakang abang
ni, pastu Chah jerit, konar bang! konar bang!
Time tu Chah tengok lah,
abang bawak setereeeet jer!

- di petik dari filem Man Laksa

New achievement

DBG 4160 speedometer hari ni berjaya cecah angka 100km/j.

Rekod terpantas dari Bukit Puchong ke Taman Desa ialah 29 minit beberapa saat berjaya dilakukan pada hari ini.

Mendapat mesej "xkagum pun" dari Istimewa.

Isk, kalo ape2 terjadi tadi, maybe tak aku akan masuk dalam statistik raya tahun ni ...

Paranormal

Semenjak pertengahan tahun ni, aku perasan, aku ade satu perangai.

Aku nak sumer barangan aku dalam keadaan teratur, in order camtu.
Pergh, ilang jiwa grunge butterfinggers aku.

Tapi aku baru perasan mende ni, esp bulan posa ni.

Selalunye aku akan ade 2-3 jenis kueh muehs (sejenis kueh tu dalam dua bijik kecuali kalo Bazar Ramadan kat puchong perdana, situ kueh 3 bijik singgit jer) dalam menu aku, satu main dish dengan sejenis air berperisa yang selalunya perisa cendol.
Sampai je kat umah, aku akan unloaded kan sumer makanan tu daripada plastik beg diaorang kedalam respective bekas.

Selalunya main dish dalam satu pinggan, kalo cam ade kuah dalam palastik asing tu aku akan bukak terus pengikat dia biar terbukak tp kuah tu lom campur skali lagi tau.

Kalo kueh kueh tu akan akan susun dalam satu pinggan

Then air ber perisa aku akan masuk dalam 1 jug then tepi jug tu ade satu gelas je sebab aku makan sorang sorang. Dan jug tu letak dalam pinggan plastik yg lebar sbb rumah aku tak de dulang.

Then sumer sumer ni akan diletakkan di tengah tengah ruang tamu berlapikkan surat khabar lama. Erm, tetiba aku rasa cam nak beli plastik keras tempat hidang tu, ape kah nama dia ek?

Then aku baca balik ape yang aku tulis ni terus aku rasa aku dah tak normal. Isk.

Mane nak cari awek bagus.

Bulan puasa aku agak sibuk. 

Kebetulan aku duduk sorang diri je kat umah, bile slalu balik lambat takde la rasa bosan kat umah.

Semalam aktiviti berbuka puasa dgn dormmate aku maser matriks di kolej Taj 2001. Heh, status kitaorang memang unik sebab sumer kat kolej tu duduk dalam bilik kecuali kitaorang yang duduk dalam Dorm of 15 belas orang.

Hanya 46.666667% (kepada 7 titik perpuluhan) yang dapat hadir bersamaan 7 orang. 

Venue : Midvalley, ader ke nak berbuka di midvalley, last2 domino pizza jugak jadi makanan berbuka korang.

Mereka yang menunjukkan muka memang orang orang penting, tak terasa pun lagi 8 orang yang takde tu, ye lah, takkan la 15 orang tu sumer aku or kitaorang suka kan.heh.

Rasanya cam aku tak perlu bgtau la ape keseronokan dia sebab ianya sama dengan mane mane gath yang menyeronokkan yang pernah aku pegi, di ulangi gath yang menyeronokkan dalam erti kata sebenar, tanpa apa apa maksud terselindung.

Leaps makan, sebelum meneruskan sesi lepak ngumpat ngunkit II, kitaorang gi smayang di surau midvalley, first time aku smayang di surau midvalley tu, tak tau pun situ ada surau.

Seperti mana mana surau di shopping complex, memang pack lah surau tu, bukan nak kate ramai orang gi smayang cuma, Midvalley tu bagak besar pastu surau tu kecik, walaupun orang yg gi surau tu tak seramai orang yang masuk Midvalley tu.

Lepas smayang aku ngan Abang Paes a.k.a bangkaius pakai kasut kat luar tu, kebetulan depan pintu keluar surau pompuan.

Aku pun kate, 

"Haa, kat sini la nak cari awek bagus bagus, datang Midvalley tapi ingat lagi nak smayang"

Respon Abang Paes sungguh mengujakan, 

"Tapi kne pilih yang kuar dari pintu tu jalan ngan member member pompuan gak, kalo kuar dari pintu ade laki tunggu, masih questionable niat gi smayang tu"

Aku menuntut penjelasan lanjut. 

"Nape lak, sebab awek orang?"

Abang Paes menjelaskan, 

"Tak. Sebab laki tu maybe balak dia, pastu dua dua nak tunjuk alim masuk waktu g smayang, especially kalo first time dating." Muka kompiden.

"Cam penah buat je", tu dia , T K O dari Faris aka Frost, nak masuk jugak.

Aku : Pernah buat ke?

 

They are all no 1 on purpose

Office was damn boring after 3pm, i know i already update TODAY  but this one is interesting. layans...

Now here are the rules from the male side.   
These are our rules!
Please note.. these are all numbered “1″ ON PURPOSE!  

1. Men are NOT mind readers.

1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
You’re a big girl. If it’s up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down.
You don’t hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Sunday sports It’s like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!

1. YES and NO are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That’s what we do.
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments become Null and void after 7 Days.

1. If you think you’re fat, you probably are. Don’t ask us.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one

1. You can either ask us to do something
Or tell us how you want it done.
Not both.
If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials…

1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say “nothing,” We will act like nothing’s wrong..
We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

1. If you ask a question you don’t want an answer to, Expect an answer you don’t want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine… Really .

1. Don’t ask us what we’re thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball
or golf.

1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!

1. Thank you for reading this.
Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;
But did you know men really don’t mind that? It’s like camping

Batu

Bos aku aka kate : 

" Keje kat sini, kita macam batu, batu yang ada dalam sungai, hari hari kene air, body dia jadi licin, cantik, bukan batu dekat atas tebing, berlumut! " 

Huh, jadi batu plak aku skarang.

Lucky Strike

I bet many people been through lucky draw before.
Me also.

I dont remember the exact figure but quite lots la, and I am counting from the day I know what lucky draw is, kindergarten maybe.
Also I cant recall when is the last time I win any lucky draw, maybe none , hahaha, luck never on my side.

But,

Few days before, I represent my company to a seminar, the good looking lenglui ask for my bussiness card , she said she want to ask me for dinner later on, no lah, she was holding a big jar at that time, lucky draw purpose.

Just give her my card, in Sam way (remember: Sam in 2+1 sitcom long way before, "this is my card!!!"), and knowing i don't have to dream walking to the front, shake hands and get my prizes !

But I think that day, all the planets and stars in the universe had been alligned in one row, like those in movies or comics, when planets and stars behave like that, something extra-out-of -ordinary would happen, and in this case, i won a lucky draw! , only a pen, damn, guy sat next to me got 4G thumbdrive.

But think of it, I WON A LUCKY DRAW!!!

But to think back, the pen I won ... before it handed to me, they called another 3 person but they already leave the hall. And there only 2 more prizes after the pen.

Was I lucky? Heh.